the mikuladie

i havemnt been on tumblr for years u can pin posts now Wtf ???????? Hi welcome im not rlly here to do much i just wanna look at funy things . im mostly active on spamstagram @mikuladie . heres a photo of my dog with a filter on it

omghotmemes:

At a conveyer belt sushi restaurant.

nussstrudel:

“All right, anti-vaxxers. Let’s pretend you’re right. You’re not.
Pretending is not science” - Hannah Gadsby - Douglas (2020)

cowboy:

unnameablethings:

tricktster:

a good thing about having friends with kids is that you can just sow the seeds for something that you’ll never need to address again. like tonight my friend’s three year old saw me eating blue corn chips.

kid: what are you eating from that basket?

me: triangles.

kid: can i have triangles?

me: dunno, did you brush teeth yet?

kid: no

me: mhm, and are you okay with screaming really loud?

kidd: what???

me: yeah, sometimes these make you scream really loud, are you ok with that?

kid: i am not afraid of screaming.

me: you’re very brave. you can have two triangles. then why don’t you go show your dad your new power, i gotta go.

op u live up to ur username

the-minecraft-funnies:

the-minecraft-funnies:

I think they should add in the ability to PogChamp in Minecraft

like they can put a pogchamp button above the toolbar idk

jjbeka-deactivated20210812:

totallyfubar:

weirdness-is-good:

crohead:

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I like the part in uzumaki where it’s chill for a moment and she’s sitting on the beach w her fucked up boyfriend and they literally look like this

here’s ito and his wife for reference

fairycosmos:

etriva:

fairycosmos:

just found out that if i stay in my room all the time my life will eventually shrink to the size of it and i will lose all memory of how to function as a person. shocked & upset

i periodically log back into tumblr and find that this is still getting notes

autotono-deactivated20221027:

mysharona1987:

ladyshinga:

(source)

callmebliss:

Can haz snackytreat

notcaycepollard:

dualclock:

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she’s been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

rowantheexplorer:

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from “i can has”. Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they’re talking about.

abraxaswithaxes:

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

shydestinybread:

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

manicgoblinnightmarewoman:

Might I also add

cryoverkiltmilk:

The spiritual successor to Miette

froody:

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

hostilemuppet:

hostilemuppet:

i dont know what any of your icons are i just notice the vague colour patterns and thats it

oh fuck predominantly green with orange and white accents just posted i love them